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Alsation What is your favorite holiday Chihuahua from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!

What is brown and gray has eight from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Why should you never watch a video from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed to know what you watch on TV?

What kind of leash should you buy from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!

What is a Chihuahuas favorite sport Miniature from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!

Alsation Was your master playing catch with from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!

What does a Chihuahua play basketball withA from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!

What kind of computers do chihuahuas like from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top!

How are you going to pay the from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws.

What kind of dog is a persons from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !

What do you call a boring dog from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!

Dad I spotted a Dalmatian No need from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Dad, I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to, it already has its own spots!

What dog is a cousin to the from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian? A spot-weiler!

The front door was accidentally left open from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
The front door was accidentally left open and our dog was gone. After unsuccessfully whistling and calling, my husband got in the car and went looking for him. He drove around the neigbourhood for some time with no luck. Finally he stopoed beside a couple out for a walk and asked if they had seen our dog. "You mean the one following your car?" they asked.

I bought a dog the other day from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.

Four workers were discussing how smart their from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw. His dog's name was "T-Square", and he told him to get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which he did with no sweat. The accountant said he thought his dog, "Balance", could do better. He told him to fetch a dozen cookies and divide them into piles of three, which he did with no problem. The chemist said that was a very good stunt, but that his dog, "Apothecary", could do better yet. He told his dog to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces into a ten ounce glass. Apothecary did this without a hitch. All three men agreed their dogs were equally smart. They turned to the Civil Servant and asked him what his dog could do. The Civil Servant called his dog, whose name was "Coffee break", and said, "Show the fellows what you can do, old buddy." Coffee Break then stroll ed over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, shit on the paper, screwed the other three dogs and claimed he injured his back while doing so. He then filed a grievance for unsafe conditions, applied for Workers' Compensation, and left for home on sick leave.

A man and his son were shovelling from Flashcomment Dog jokes Jokes
A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might be hit by car, shouted angrily: "Lady! Lady! Get over here right now!" The dog charged happily back over to them, accompanied by a commuter who had been standing at the bus stop. "Yes, sir, what can I do for you?" she asked.